Torno con vero piacere a parlare di musica dance anni ’90 che ci ha regalato momenti splendidi e capolavori nascosti come questo. I 20 Fingers (ovvero i produttori Charles Babie e Manfred Mohr) con l’aiuto di Sandra Gillette a metà anni ’90 sfornarono un tormentone internazionale che si erse ad inno femminista senza peli sulla lingua.
Evitando tanti giri di parole la rapper declama, per tutta la durata della canzone, “Don’t Want No Short Dick Man” (c’è bisogno di tradurre?) ovvero quello che tutte le donne pensano, ma non hanno il coraggio di dire! Questo sì che era vero girl power altro che le Spice Girls!
La canzone, grazie anche alla versione censurata “Short Short Man” ottenne un successo clamoroso nelle chart raggiungendo la Top 20 di Billboard e diventando disco d’oro negli States.
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Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ahDon’t want no short dick manDon’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’tDon’t want, don’t want, don’t want, don’t wantDon’t want no short dick manIny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick manDon’t want,Don’t want,Don’t want,
Don’t want,Don’t want,Don’t want,
Don’t want,Don’t want,Don’t want,
Don’t want,Don’t want,Don’t want,
Don’t want,Don’t want,Don’t want,What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing awayThat has got to be the smallest dick
I’ve ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don’t want,Don’t want,
Don’t want,Don’t want,
Don’t want
Don’t want
Don’t want
Don’t want
Don’t want
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Isn’t that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t
Don’t want,Don’t want,
Don’t want,Don’t want,
Don’t want no short dick man
Iny wee(x15)
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso
Pobre, pobreci, pobre procito
Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso
Don’t
